Imaginary Friends
Amy. 23. Aspiring writer. Kpop fanatic. Harry Potter lover. Nerdfighter. Whovian. Feminist. College Grad. Lover of wine and books.
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shinwhoohoo: Um.. that’s not your hand, Sandeul
“When I first discovered YouTube, I didn’t go to work for five days.”
shinwhoohoo: Um.. that’s not your hand, Sandeul
 Anonymous:
jyp only mentioned the japanese promotions but how about the korean comeback in october? do we know anything about jackson's participation?
got7-updates: Jackson will participate in Korean promotions. GOT7 filmed MV in Hong Kong and JYPE mentioned earlier that all members are part of it. JYPE Japan’s announcement is not related to Korean promotions. To followers who ask me about the reason why Jackson can’t participate in Japanese activities and if he can participate after he recovers, read JYPE Japan’s official statement again. There must be a reason why JYPE couldn’t say anything more about this issue, the company say what they can say.
starlightsymphonies: prolifeproliberty: scrubnado: ramblingandpie: httpquotescum: beka-tiddalik: rosebadwolf1000: noodle-boyy: saveachocobo-rideaprompto: pluto-suxk: bpd-darling: smallblueangel: brosefvondudehomie: egalitarian-nature-blog: bpd-darling: me (cleaning up): holds knife intrusive thoughts: what if- me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally;
me: *waiting for the subway*
intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped
me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this
Also;
Me: *walking along a busy road*
intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck?
Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.
Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs*
Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else!
Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking
Me: *driving on a bridge*
Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now.
Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.
oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* It’s so beautiful here… Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and you’d probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m below… Me: Bitch, don’t ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing* Intrusive thoughts: What if- Me: Can’t you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
Me: I wonder what my wife wants for dinner? Intrusive thought: a divorce Me: Now, Timothy, that’s just uncalled for. You can’t even eat that.
Me:* pouring tea* Intrusive thoughts: you shoul- Me: pour the hot tea on myself? God fucking chill out I just want some tea edge lord
Okay but thank you for this strategy for dealing with intrusive thoughts. Excellent.
I shit you not, my entire strategy for dealing with intrusive thoughts serious just “oh my god are we doing this *again*? Shut up, this is soooo dumb.”
shinwhoohoo: Baro Through The Eras:Happy 25th/26th Birthday Cha Sunwoo! 17.09.05
ronibravo: today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her
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